I feel like we have such unrealistic expectations- I want to see how many times this gets reblogged to prove that rounded stomachs are natural, healthy and beautiful!
Author: countessk8
tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.
Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.
Is this real life Dipper Pines?
“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”
(at the end of the path)
“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”
someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this
How wild is it that every version of you probably exists still, somewhere, in someone’s memory? The messy you, crying on the floor exists still in your mind. The happy, sun-soaked you, exists in your best friend’s memory. No part of you has died, all parts of us exist always, simultaneously and hidden.
*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town
hand:
reblog if you’re the gay cousin today
people who say offensive shit cause they think it’s funny or edgy are honestly so embarrassing
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